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Conservative v Liberalism
Response
(Pretty much describes our Country
today)
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all
guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t
eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all
meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he
thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully
and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly
leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands
legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative,
they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks
about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care
of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show
host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be
shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he
doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of
God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion,
of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health
care, he goes about bshopping for it, or may choose a job
that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for
his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store,
he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his
neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward
it so his friends can have a good laugh.
If a liberal reads this he will delete it and
try to ban the use of email for everyone for life. |